?Sunday, July 05, 2009
Heidi blows a kiss to you, dearly, @5:35 PM!
Yesterday night was the worst night ever.
Read on to find out.
Big fat cockroach came crawling on my table top!!!
You know before I went to Malaysia, there was this cockroach crawling on my table top as well. I screamed and asked my maid for help. It was 2 am in the morning, I did my usual late night chats on msn. YOU KNOW SHE TOOK DAMN LONG TO COME OUT OF BED. I mean like, fine la. You're tired and all but hello?! Xiaojie over here needs some help or she'll die.
She came, obviously there was no one to track the cockroach so it went missing. I told her to look around because it has to be somewhere near. She slowly slowly looked under the cupboard, around the computer -_-. Then, I saw it!!! Crawled to the framed-up picture beside the table top.
Heidi: "Aunty Aunty! Cockroach there! *points."
Aunty: "Where?"
Heidi: "Picture picture!!!"
Aunty: "continues looking under the cupboard."
Heidi: "*Already fed up. NO! THE PICTURE BESIDE YOU."
Aunty: "*looks inside the cupboard"
Heidi: "*Pulls her hair out, extremely depressed. NO! THE PICTURE. THERE THERE THERE, OMG!"
Aunty: "Dunno what is picture lah."
Heidi: "-_______- TURN YOUR HEAD."
Aunty: "Turns to look at me."
So wth right?! Obviously the cockroach dunno go where already."
And yesterday, I think it came back. And if my assumption's correct, the cockroach grew fatter leh. What he eat man. I wonder if he did anything in a hidden area, where he hid all those days. It's like, around my vicinity. The cockroach better not appear, I tell you. If not, it'll be the end of me. My heart's weak, I can't take it.
Cockroaches walk damn fast one. When I saw it yesterday, I kicked my chair away and stoned at it for a few minutes. I didn't know what to do! Couldn't find anything around to slam it. Then it went under the table then it was missing. I hit the table damn hard, thinking it would crawl out again, but to no avail. I hit and ran away, hit and ran away. Until today, the cockroach's no where to be found. This sucks.
):. I can cry one you know. So sad.
Not only that, when I tried asking my maid for help yesterday, to catch the cockroach, I spotted a lizard crawling on the floor next to my maid.
Heidi: "Aunty, wake up! Cockroach beside you."
Aunty: "*wakes up and looks around, Where?"
Heidi: "Dustbin there, iron there! *Runs on top of my bed."
Aunty: "*Searches slowly."
I'm like, what is she doing man. ):. I can't kill any pests with her around. Somehow, I need to overcome this fear.
Omg, I think I'd rather die KEH!!! ):.
Plus, that day in school also got cockroach in our classroom. And it has yet to be found. It could be hiding under my table, for all I know -_-.
And when Mummy was eating her mangosteens that day, a cockroach came out of the plastic bag. Yuck, I know. It crawled under the sofa. Until now, it's still unfound.
What's with the world man.
I wonder what will happen if cockroaches dominate the world one day.
Gosh, that's damn sick.
Will someone invent something to eliminate every single cockroach on Planet Earth?
Though they're so much smaller than me, it can kill. Little things can still kill. Trust me.
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