?Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Heidi blows a kiss to you, dearly, @5:30 PM!
benjamin hum's birthday is in 7 days, 18 november :}
alex dummy's birthday is in 6 days, 17 november :}
so happy. so like, the littlest baby of theclique's turning 15 :o
:D
and like, benjamin hum will turn seventeen, so cool can.
K, stupid :{ this time's campus superstar's has got to have cuter guys, i tell you. hm, but i guess benjamin's will still.be.the.cutest lah.
choir discussions for camp today :}
damn fun damn fun, i like! especially the bimbo thingys. so awesomely hilarious dah. caroline and joscelyn, crazy bimboticlique for the play.
since this year's group theme: romance, we obviously have got to include loveydovey storylines in the whole plot correct.
our main priority though was, originality :]
so we decided to do on homosexuals! i know, it's so cranky blah. but n'way, all romantic stories are the same, not much of a difference, seriously. just a typical kind of story. either a third party, a tragic/sad love story, or happy ending with babies.
soooo boring, *yawns*
so like, yes. homosexual-stories is rather errr kindathing. but like, we did it really nicely. like, have the idea of romance :/ yike. and like, plus, a funny bit and a conflict in it lah. AND WE TRIED NOT TO MAKE IT SO CHEESY AND DISGUSTING.
but it was funnest playing the lesbians, i tell you. we had cat fights all. and we were crazily in love with this hot guy. the bimbotic actions were just so, unforgetable and wonderful. claps!
but then, until the end, we realised it was damn stupid. like, mygod. homosexuals, whathehell. why did even think of that in the first place?! yes i know, so lame la. practicing the whole afternoon and later realising, 3 hours for a stupid plot.
omg, my whole post is jumping all over the place! heaven.
talking bout' lesbianism.
sorry cos' i eavesdropped about sacians being lesbians. box you ah. these two girls were like, "eh, the lesbian school! (with that eee face)" so what can! roll eyes round and round and round! rah.
i mean like, every girls' school has like lesbians, duh.
everyone in singapore's so realistic, like come on.
plus, sacians whether it's straight or what, we're all good in nature! no doubts about that, dear. :D it could be disgusting at times like when they go really intimate with each other, i also don't like seeing those kind of things. but like, having a few lesbianism relationship certainly does not mean we're a lesbian school :) and like, with that eee, it just made me feel like boxing you.
n'way, this is one thing.
lena told me she heard people talking about our school, like got alot of chiobu.
and st.andrews, got alot of hot guys.
no comments but like, :] i know sac's got tons of pretty girls. certainly certainly :) :) :)!
but i won't dare to criticise other schools cos' like duh. they have damn chio girls there also can :}
so like, can't really judge it that way. cos' what we see on the roads' only that couple. we've yet taken a look at the majority kindda thing :)
so yes!
after talking so much rubbish right, i feel superhungry.
:D stupid me.
soooo awesome, it's dinner time.
tata. i think today got fishballs, jump!
(updated after dinner), got no fishballs, but there was my favourite mushroom, no idea what it's called though.
thequizfromfel, so cool that's why it caught my attention!
shall just do it.
Template:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you): I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).(12),
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. -Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ringYellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left earM/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics i like ribena :]
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain paris {:
Dear deandean :}:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa under a state of trance and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before to hate the Boston Celtics.
In pain,
_____ :]
I SOOO HAVE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO,
than write that really -.- letter. omg, seriously. this letter's so stupidly funny can.
:{ i mean like what has manchester united's goalkeeper has gotta do with deandean and me. i don't care if mug gets sit on at all :/ i'm not so dirty to return him cut toenails?! and keep my virginity as a memory! no link no link. roll eyes.
ridiculously corny.
oh and apparently, that particular letter was wrote in pain. for god's sake, it's so crazy!
ah, all felicia's fault.
:D and i don't dislike deandean, blink blink.
halloween, :]
damn slow but n'ways.
When life begins with you,
